JOKES

[number 9]

What do you call a Mexican who’s a victim of larceny? Carlos

[marko69]

What do you call a very short Mexican woman?

Consuelo.

[number 9]

What’s the difference between a bean burrito and a steak and kidney pie for dinner? Fart count

[marko69]

Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge.

Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

[Mauswara]

[marko69]

The WiFi just went down in the house and all the kids came running out of their rooms.

Wow, couldn’t believe it. They’ve really grown up.

[number 9]

The Chief of the Oswego tribe holds his stomach in pain. He fears the gods are punishing him for dealing with the white man and their concoctions of whiskey and roasted wild game. He sends Swan Feather to find his relief from the looming future that has approached him.

Young Swan Feather goes to the medicine man, and proclaims big chief, no fart! The medicine man reciprocates and gives Swan Feather a pill for big chief to take.

One week later, young Swan Feather returns and proclaims, big chief no fart!

The medicine man flips through his book of alchemy and retorts, give this bigger pill to big chief.

Swan Feather returns again, proclaiming big chief no fart. The medicine man opens a bottle of huge pills and says take this to big chief.

Two weeks pass, and Swan Feather is no where to be found. The sun rises to the east and Swan Feather emerges from smoke and fire. He stumbles into the medicine man’s Tipi, his clothes burnt and torn. The medicine man puts his hand on young Swan Feather’s head and asks, big chief, no fart? With his last breath Swan Feather looks into the medicine man’s eyes and says…

Big fart, no chief!